ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
stop playing games with my heart barack
(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham)
my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin
(Source: muscleluvr2)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the past. this is the ex-axis and this is the why-axis
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
(Source: allmywastedtomorrows)
GERRD, YOU LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE BOY
(Source: hopelessly-devoted-to-bands)
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
Base By: Jahrenesis





