(Source: yourmomondrugs)

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the-absolute-best-posts:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

lolsofunny:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

bluboboggins:

stop playing games with my heart barack

(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham)

familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

(Source: muscleluvr2)

the-absolute-best-posts:

strawberrycum:

i paid 50,000 bells just to do this

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the past. this is the ex-axis and this is the why-axis

lostin5tereo:

umwutever:

i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer 

yet

(Source: allmywastedtomorrows)

edsheerqueer:

my cat is actually satan

thefingerfucker:

GERRD, YOU LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE BOY

(Source: hopelessly-devoted-to-bands)

(Source: matthewberninger)

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.